If you’ve ever wanted to be drunk, but didn’t have patience or will-power for an all night bender, this invention is for you.

Th WA HH Quantum Sensations spray (why not just call it Intsa-Drunk) gets you automatically smashed when you spray it in your mouth, but the effect only lasts a few seconds. Once it is gone, you can easily pass a sobriety test.

Each spray delivers .075 milliliter of alcohol, but does it in such a way that the effect is instantaneous, albeit not very long lasting. If you want to get drunk drunk, it would take about a thousand sprays to get the equivalent of a shot into your system. Though, if each spray lasted three seconds, and you sprayed it in your mouth continuously, you could stay drunk for 50 minutes on the system. Which also means you would have to have the taste of alcohol on your breath the entire time. I think my head just exploded.

The device was created by French American scientist David Edwards and designed by Phillip Starck, who is pictured here testing the product. They have also invented various food and drink sprays that allow you taste them without actually imbibing them.

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So basically, they have devoted their lives to completely pointless pursuits. If you ask me a spray that makes you instantly sober would be much more beneficial.

But I’m not saying it isn’t intriguing. I definitely want to try this out.

[source: ShortList]