@fauxTimCook
Not Tim CookWant to try OS X Mountain Lion right now? All you have to do is hook a keyboard dock and mouse up to your iPad. 34 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DamonLindelof
Damon Lindelof“Mountain Lion?” Yawn. I’ll update my Operating System when Apple finally gets around to naming one “THUNDERCAT.” 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@HAL9000_
HAL 9000Apple should have named Mountain Lion “Cougar” – OSX 10.8: an old operating system going after young users 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@NotBillWalton
The Bill Walton TripJeremy Lin & Kim Kardashian are set to meet. Lin played against some awful defenses lately but this will be his easiest scoring opportunity. 26 minutes ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Dexters_Library
Dexter’s LibraryI can’t see Kim Kardashian dating Jeremy Lin. It’s like the game of Risk: Africa is one thing, but no one holds Asia. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeI accidentally watched a show on Hulu Plus when I could have watched it commercial-free on Netflix. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@andylevy
Andy LevyHey does anyone have an extra LinkedIn invitation? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@mileskahn
mileskahnIsn’t all this talk about conraception and babies a little disrespectful to Jennifer Aniston? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@clarkekant
Clarke KantWhen you see “Sent from my iPhone,” don’t think it’s because I left the house. It’s because I haven’t left my couch. 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzThe people whom Facebook calls “People You May Know” are often “Douchebags I’m About to Block.” 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@funnyordie
Funny Or DieBart Simpson’s chalkboard was the original twitter. 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Hadzilla
Jeffrey Hadz“Fuck it” – guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@badbanana
Tim SiedellNothing says “I’m carrying $3 and a Guitar Center receipt” like a wallet chain. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto