@TheEllenShow
Ellen DeGeneresHappy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! Your books are better than some juice. Something something something Bruce. I’m not great with rhymes. Caboose. 2 hours ago via WhoSay ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@kevinseccia
Kevin SecciaRush Limbaugh is what’s created when the formula that made Swamp Thing is instead poured over YouTube comments and a glazed ham. 1 day ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@SolChristie
Sol Christie#MovieBands Terminator- The Rise Of Florence And The Machines 9 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@clarkekant
Clarke KantIf I could eat dinner with anyone, alive or dead, I’d pick John Candy because I bet he’s like really really hungry by now. 3 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@RobinMcCauley
Robin McCauleyIt’s hard to diet because food. 1 hour ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@firstworldme
First World ProblemsI was not dressed warmly enough to enter the beer cave. #firstworldproblems 1 hour ago via twitterfeed ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Seventhwheel
Paul Ferris#MovieBands The Quick and the Grateful Dead 43 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@RoryAlbanese
Rory AlbaneseiOS 6? Isn’t that the operating system that Skynet uses? #RutRoh 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@TheTweetOfGod
God50 years ago today, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 points in a game. 50 years ago EVERY day, Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 times after a game. 20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzTaking painkillers is a perfectly rational response to being Rush Limbaugh. 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@theleanover
Adam WilsonThe Doctor Zhivago-go’s #MovieBands 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@conanobrienswyf
StephanieFree Hipster Band Names: Its Better On Vinyl, The Canvas Totes, Yoga Patrol, The Raw Diets, Drinking Out Of Mason Jars, Bon Over. 3 hours ago via UberSocial for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKJUSTIN BIEBER TURN 18! VERY EXCITING! THAT MEAN HE ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO CRINGE AT ALL AWFUL THING HE DID! 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@kellyoxford
kelly oxfordCanadians watch US politics like Americans watch Jersey Shore. 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto