Kermit The Frog answered a few poignent questions about technology and social media in a compelling interview with Talking your Tech on USA Today.

In the interview, Kermit admits he is not the real person behind his Facebook and Twitter posts, saying he farms that work out. When it comes to texting and Tweeting, the lovable muppet is “all thumbs.”

On smartphones, the Frog says it’s difficult for him to carry one, not having any pockets and all. Kermit doesn’t keep one around the pond, either, citing the fact that he is too low on the food chain. Losing yourself on apps and media is not an option when you’re constantly watching your back.

There is one bit of technology Kermit is fond of: Ever the attention hog, Kermit says he is in the market for an HD camcorder.

If you’ll check Kermit’s Twitter page, you’ll see he isn’t playing games. The Frog has not Tweeted yet, despite having over 3,000 followers.

Ms. Piggy, on the other hand, isn’t shy at all. Piggy tweets often and has almost 10,000 followers.