Avril Lavigne engaged is something I thought I would never hear again. The “punk” rock star was already married once to Sum 41’s Deryck Whibley, but split up in 2010. I thought that she would be done with the whole marriage thing for good. It turns out that she wants to give it one more shot with the frontman of the most reviled band on the planet.
That’s right, folks, Avril Lavigne is now engaged to Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger. I’m sure the two found some kind of chemistry to make this work, but I’m just not seeing it. I can at least stomach, and maybe even enjoy, some of Lavigne’s more popular hits. I guess quality of music doesn’t come into play when two musicians get married.
There is plenty of commentary to be had on the announcement, but why waste my breath? The fine folks on Twitter have sharper tongues than I.
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger’s engagement proves that not only is love blind, it’s also deaf.
Also, take a minute to imagine Chad Kroeger singing “Sk8r Boy”…..this wedding must be stopped!
If Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne have a daughter I feel like she’ll look like #KennyPowers
Since talent skips a generation, the son of Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger will be the most brilliant musical genius of his era.
Plot twist: Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne aren’t engaged. We’re being punk’d.
Avril Lavigne and Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger are getting married! To celebrate, we’re exploding your planet before the inevitable duet!
People forget that Avril and Chad Kroeger are both Canadian so they HAVE to get married. It’s also why Justin Bieber is going to marry Rush.
To top Chad Kroeger marrying Avril Lavigne, Scott Stapp is going to marry A digitally remastered copy of “Arms Wide Open”
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger from Nickelback are getting married? I didn’t know Canada allowed SAME SUCKS MARRIAGE.
Congratulations to Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger on forming a disgusting human Voltron of unholy godawful noise.
Chad Kroeger engaged to Avril Lavigne? They’d better sign a pre-nup… He might one day want his nickel back… BAM!!!
My only hope is that Avril Lavigne ends up pulling a Yoko Ono on Chad Kroeger, thus causing Nickelback to break up. Please, please break up.
I’m struggling hard to concentrate or get any work done today. I’m blaming Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne getting engaged.
[h/t: People]