Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Prediction: Whoever casted Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor will most likely cast Xzibit as Humphrey Bogart.
Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Top Gun, & Conan The Barbarian all getting sequels. What next? Somewhere Steve Guttenberg has his fingers crossed.
The best thing about this election news cycle may have been Ted Nugent’s full-on transformation into Yosemite Sam.
Why are people so mad at this Ben Gozzi person?
My dad went to the store for a pack of cigarettes, and all I got were these lousy abandonment issues.
Note to all future cheaters. If a CIA director can’t keep his affair under wraps I doubt anyone can.
Surprise parties for Lindsey Lohan probably have that “Intervention-y” feeling at first.
Almost that time of year to hate everyone and everything twice as much.
“Privacy, please.” – Former head of spy agency, probably. #Petraeus
The Pirate Bay is down #FirstWorldProblems
“Freedom is free.” – guy who is often corrected
Florida has finally come to a decision: It’ll see the dessert menu.
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