Eric Schmidt is the executive chairman of Google. He’s also married, but it’s hard to tell sometimes as he and his wife, Wendy Boyl, live separate lives in different parts of the country. That may be the reason why allegations sprang up over the weekend that the Google chairman has had multiple mistresses over the years.

The Daily Mail reported over the weekend that Schmidt had a number of mistresses over the years, including one that apparently got serious. Most of the story focuses, however, on the lengths Schmidt went through to keep this side of his life private. He even allegedly made one of his mistresses sign a confidentiality agreement.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a news story unless NMA had something to say about, and everybody’s favorite Taiwanese animation company had a field day with this one: