Baby Jasleen, Germany’s new largest baby, was born on July 26 in Leipzig and shocked doctors with her unusually large size.

Jasleen’s mother reportedly suffered from an undiagnosed case of gestational diabetes, which can lead to severe health problems for both mother and baby when left untreated and often leads to heavier birth weights. Weighing in at 13.47 pounds and measuring 22.6 inches long, Jasleen qualifies as the country’s largest baby born vaginally. Oh yes, kids, her mom didn’t have a C-section. Ouch. But, to quote Roseanne, “Muscles stretch. Bones break.”

Both mom and baby are said to be doing well, although Jasleen is still in the NICU for the time being.

More reasons to be #childfree – giant overcooked lard babies passing thru your privates: http://t.co/PBf2MYgPwB

— Liz (@childfreediva) July 30, 2013

Whoa. Dude. Wow. [Applause & Gasp] If you're currently pregnant, DO NOT click this link. – http://t.co/a4rBFnb9XY

— Eugene Cho (@EugeneCho) July 30, 2013

It's amazing how this mother is even able to walk again after giving birth to Germany's largest baby!>>> http://t.co/QA4EO1HxXh

— Isha Thorpe (@IshawThorpe) July 30, 2013

Cue involuntary leg-crossing… MT @10NewsMilanes: Wait til you see the size of this newborn baby! http://t.co/gBvFQxC33L

— Annie Greenberg (@Annie_Greenberg) July 30, 2013

Omg! I couldn't…. “@GlobalGrind: A mother gave birth to Germany's largest baby, ever… 13.5 lbs –> http://t.co/mVPgV9Z7ye””

— ßecca ♍ (@MJStarLover) July 30, 2013

Image: University Hospital Leipzig