As you’ve probably heard, Facebook just celebrated its 10th birthday, which means that if Facebook were a human, it would be on the cusp of entering its most-annoying years.

In a message to Facebook users, CEO Mark Zuckerberg said the social network gives “people the power to share and stay connected, empowering people to build their own communities themselves.”

But according to various studies, surveys, reports, and such, Facebook is probably the reason your life sucks. It’s probably why you’re depressed, and it’s probably why you can’t land a decent job. It’s also the reason your marriage is falling apart – so that’s a bummer.

Jimmy Kimmel recently celebrated Facebook’s birthday by pointing all of this out. “If only he’d been a stoner, we’d all be fine,” said Kimmel of Zuck. If only…

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