Ladies, I’m going to tell you something that you probably don’t want to hear:

Yoga pants should not be worn anywhere you don’t want someone looking at your butt crack. When you wear yoga pants, your crack shows. Sometimes shows in flesh tones. We can read the label on your panties.

If you insist on wearing them, make sure your butt is covered by your top. Failing that, under no circumstances should you stoop or bend over for anything. If you drop car keys, leave them and call for someone to pick them up. Don’t mess with your kids. Don’t tie your shoes. And don’t blame anyone who looks at your backside. They likely aren’t being lewd. They’re wondering why you are.

This is the kind of thing that, in some circles, could get my Man Card revoked. But I think some guys — especially fathers with daughters — will thank me for finally saying what no one else had the courage to say. It’s kind of like the Emperor’s New Clothes.

I know, I know. You’re going to protest that only those “faulty” Lululemon pants had that problem.

Completely disgusted that @lululemon thinks they can get away with not changing the fabric and selling see through pants with no apology.

— Loving Myself (@FitHealth_Happy) April 22, 2014

Nope. That’s what bewildered us guys when that story broke. Did you ladies not realize that MOST yoga pants do that? Ask a girlfriend. Bend over in front of her and ask. Then return the favor.

Think these are all one line of Lululemon?

Yoga Pants Fail http://t.co/5OyizXPYbA pic.twitter.com/4xsIcBlNy5

— (@REALSMFT) April 24, 2014

Yoga Pants: Why We Can't Stop Staring! http://t.co/BXzcu3JOy0 pic.twitter.com/2RsffOAyjb

— Y.T! #MJP 79K (@_YTD_) April 20, 2014

Are these yoga pants see through? Kinda I think… :p pic.twitter.com/kBjo1IUTHM

— Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks1) June 14, 2013

<<33 Yoga pants season <<33 #yogapants pic.twitter.com/3SucTBYc4U

— Kyle Langreder (@KDizzle2113) April 24, 2014

"@girlsinyogapant: See-through Yoga Pants: The Greatest Mistake In The World pic.twitter.com/WCxOz3ahDx" Her eve lazim. 🙂

— Erden Cevik (@ErdenCvk) April 21, 2014

Epic yoga pants fail #crunchgym pic.twitter.com/D7qibmePwo

— Matt Dohman (@mattinhb) April 19, 2014

Oh, and by the way, Uggs are hideous.

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