While sitting in his car awaiting his “fourth meal”, Taco Bell customer Jayden Blair had a chance encounter with a riotously besotted Charlie Sheen, who a emerged from behind some bushes, after Blair yells “she’s a big fan” and points to his passenger.

Sheen introduced himself as Charlie in a gravelly voice, and exclaimed, “Sorry I’m so fucking hammered.” With his eyes barely open, an affable Sheen says it’s “awesome” to meet the two.

When Blair goes in for a fist bump, Sheen recoils a bit, and asks, “You guys want to fight?” Apparently joking, Sheen goes in for the fist bump. The actor proceeds to show off a couple of tattoos, one of which appears to be Charlie Brown. The other one is a Cincinnati Reds logo.

Here is the video clip:

Sheen says “Go Reds!,” and then explains to Blair that his driver’s name is Gary. Gary tells Sheen it’s time to roll, and Sheen tells Gary, “No, we’re fine, we’re fine.”

Sheen, just as famous for his impaired antics as he is for being an actor, producer and winner, then took off with his fourth meal, leaving Blair with a story to tell, and a Youtube clip that is going viral.

Sheen, born Carlos Irwin Estevez, has amassed a fortune of roughly $125 million, and was once the highest paid actor in television during his stint on Two and Half Men. After having a much-publicized meltdown, the tiger blood enthusiast was fired from the show by Warner Bros. and CBS in March, 2011, and was replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

Sheen now stars on the FX comedy series Anger Management, and has been keeping his ideals he’d described during his My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option spoken word tour he’d embarked upon after being let go by CBS to himself.

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