Clickhole, The Onion’s self-described “latest and greatest online social experience filled with the most clickable, irresistibly shareable content anywhere on the internet,” is fun. It really is. It’s a self-aware Buzzfeed. It’s a self-loathing Upworthy. It’s also a smart move.

And dammit, this is funny.

Clickhole presents, Whysk. It’s ready to challenge Uber and Lyft in the ridesharing field by offering something absolutely revolutionary – rides that aren’t actually rides. Well, they are rides, kind of.

Whysk allows you to be whisked away to your location by on-demand monks. Just watch.

Just perfect.

Image via Clickhole, screenshot