Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have a problem. Apparently the pair have not been photographed together in three weeks.

When you live your life on reality TV, when every move you make is documented by paparazzi and celeb tabloids, that kind of time without being in the same frame can lead to lots of use of the “D” word.

Divorce.

And thus begins the Duel of the Tabloid Inside Sources.

In Touch published word from their “inside source” claiming the whole thing came to a head around Thanksgiving. They say Kanye wasn’t around for a family dinner, which made Kim start thinking about splitting.

“Kanye’s too controlling. Kanye just doesn’t care that Kim’s upset about Thanksgiving. He’ll continue to do what he wants when he wants, and it’s kind of Kim’s problem because she knew who he was when she married him.”

So, the buzz was that Kanye has been in Paris, leaving Kim and baby North in L.A. for three weeks.

But Hollywood Life has an “inside source” that contradicts In Touch’s “inside source.”

“Not a chance. Kanye isn’t going anywhere. He’s a family man and the chatter about he and Kim having problems in nonsense… He’s just working, that’s all. It’s the end of the year, time to go out with a bang. He’s heading home. Everything is fine.”

Can someone fill me in on this Kim and Kanye divorce gossip

— jessie (@jesshardiexxx) December 7, 2014

Furthermore, Kanye is sick and tired of what these other “inside sources” are telling everyone. After all, he has a daughter to think of.

“He hates hearing it, talking about it and even seeing it in print because shit ain’t true. It makes him angry to see that shit people [are] writing about him. North’s going to be able to read one day and he doesn’t want his daughter reading and hearing this shit.”

But wait, this just in. Kim Kardashian was reportedly out and about promoting her new fragrance. Now she has arrived back in the States, landing just last night. She and Kanye were photographed stepping out to dinner. Crisis averted.

For a while there, Ellen and Portia thought they were going to have a quiet Christmas.