@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonMy Facebook friends pray to a God who cares an awful lot about their kids’ Little League games. 4 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@tompapa
Tom PapaIt’s Friday. Someone should write a song about Fridays and how it compares to other days of the week. 7 hours ago via Twitterrific · powered by @socialditto

@funnyordie
Funny Or DieGlad to hear Scarlett Johansson brought in the FBI. If ever there was a case for the Federal Booty Inspectors, this is it. 51 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeSometimes my cursor gets outside the text box, and when i backspace I leave the page 🙁 #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

@JordyHamrick
JordanMissing children who are bi-racial can be found on cartons of half & half. 12 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@badbanana
Tim SiedellLeadership is about making bold decisions even when you have no idea what anyone in the meeting is talking about. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@TheThryll
Will PhillipsA swastika made out of Lite-Brites contains 10% less hate. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@DepressedDarth
Darth VaderStar Wars Blu-ray is out today. Finally, Star Wars fans get to give George Lucas more money. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@JoeMande
Joe MandeMust love ‘Must Love Dogs.’ – John Cusack looking for a roommate. 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@thesulk
Alec SulkinGirls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@MakersMark
Maker’s Mark#AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay – “Was that the last of your bourbon?” 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto