Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, Nancy Grace’s wardrobe malfunction on last night’s Dancing With The Stars is big on Twitter. Also, the Doritos founder’s death is still a trending topic and we learn what the soccer video game FIFA 12 really stands for.
Enjoy!
@lolacronyms
LOL AcronymsWhen guys become obsessed with the newly-released FIFA 12 = Females Ignored For Another 12 months.
7 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeSometimes when I’m waiting for food to cook, I eat other food and get to full to eat my cooked food. #FirstWorldProblems 4 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto
@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s HeadHappy 13th Birthday Google! Only 4 more years and you can date Mark Sanchez. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@funnyordie
Funny Or DieEvery action has an equal & opposite reaction. AKA the “If you see Scarlett Johansson’s nipple, you’ll see Nancy Grace’s nipple” theorem. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@mileskahn
mileskahnI think Chris Christie should run. Like, twice a day. And lots of stretching. 3 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@yoyoha
Josh HaraJust finished my morning exercise routine. (I forgot some stuff upstairs a few times.) 8 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@hotdogsladies
Merlin Mann#BecauseOfJustinBieber I finally found the courage to put a senator’s daughter in my well. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DannyZuker
Danny ZukerAre you part of an indie band that is having trouble coming up with a name? Try “Nancy Grace’s Nipple” You’re welcome. 16 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@RobinMcCauley
Robin McCauleyI watched the new enhanced Star Wars on Blu-ray. My favorite part is when George Lucas shoots all of the George Lucas’ to save George Lucas. 5 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@Prince___Harry
Prince HarrySORRY JESUS I know you turned water into wine but I managed to turn a whole student loan into Vodka….beat that….. 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@jimmyfallon
jimmy fallonThe inventor of Doritos has passed away at 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack. #FallonMono 18 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
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