@AlbertBrooks
Albert BrooksJust For Men releases statement: “We can lose Gaddafi, we still have Mubarak and Gene Simmons.” 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKIT SAFE SAY THAT GEORGE ORWELL ANIMAL FARM TRIBUTE IN OHIO WAS HUGE FAILURE! 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@biorhythmist
mattI was an atheist until I saw a kid turn his phone off when the previews started. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@HAL9000_
HAL 9000Don’t worry Latino-Americans, HAL understands you. #Siri 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@mottbollomy
Matt Bellamy– Saddam Hussein ☑ – Osama Bin Laden ☑ – Col. Gaddafi ☑ – Justin Bieber ☐ 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@mileskahn
mileskahn“Whatever. We killed our despot leader like, five years ago.” -Iraqi hipster 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@jonathan_katz
jonathan katzThis is a line that only seems to work for one holiday. I have learned this the hard way on Thanksgiving. “See you next year” 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@charliepantzz
CharliepantzI feel bad for orphans & the homeless. Also, people who check in to the Dollar Store on Facebook. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@robdelaney
rob delaneyProbably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail. 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

@JoeMande
Joe MandeOMG PLEASE SAY PIZZA PARTY! RT @THEHermanCain: Gaddafi is gone, that’s good. Now the question is: What’s next? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@Its_Death
Steve DeathBoth MC Hammer & Gaddafi trending. Stop. Muammar Time. 8 hours ago via TweetList Pro · powered by @socialditto

@adamisacson
Adam IsacsonToday I forgot to comb my hair, but people thought I was nice. Then, nothing of consequence happened. So today was every Michael Cera movie. 18 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto