@TuckerMax
Tucker MaxHerman Cains the GOP presidential leader, the McRib is back, and now Kim Kardashians single? Its a good week to be black 36 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@TheBillWalton
The Bill Walton TripTonight I’m wearing a Tim Tebow jersey so I can throw candy 15 feet above kids heads. Oh, the hilarity. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@CARDIsoHIGH
CARDIsoHIGH™#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Ashanti sideburns… 32 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@Lord_Voldemort7
The Dark LordRIP James and Lily Potter is trending. Well, this is awkward… 27 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@Justin_Stangel
Justin StangelKim Kardashian earned $18 million from her wedding. I hope she’ll be ok 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@jasontarwater
Jason TarwaterHalloween 3 #lessscaryremakes 29 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNRomo to begin receiving pain injections for injuries sustained from being hit with the knowledge that John Beck outperformed him this week. 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

@BQEWL
BeCoolA black man’s lifespan in a horror movie. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage 34 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@firstworldme
First World ProblemsAccidentally left my phone in the car. Now I have nothing to do while I wait for my Starbucks. #firstworldproblems 55 minutes ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

@TheBillWalton
The Bill Walton TripThe NBA lockout 🙁 #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@LouBrutus
Lou BrutusA season of Playboy Club on NBC. #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@Smethanie
StephanieNothing makes the idiocy of humans shine quite like a traffic light without power. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@jamonthirteen
jamonthirteenScariest Halloween Costume: Guy with face paint over his mustache & beard. 1 hour ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

@HairyJew4Life
Hebrew HammerHow the fuck was Screech friends with the most popular kid, the captain of the football team, and the hottest chicks in school? 2 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@rainnwilson
RainnWilsonTonight I’m dressing as the Mailer Daemon. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@Lifeinsandbox
MichaelIf you don’t murder someone today with a hatchet, knife, or other sharpe item you are celebrating Halloween wrong. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

@juliussharpe
Julius SharpeI would rather touch a dog’s anus than reach inside a woman’s purse. 37 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto